Since I've never done this before I'm actually going further back than 2013, but I'm thinking maybe I'll make this an annual tradition.
Driving by outlet mall, I think I want to start a store for middle-aged men called “Forever 42”.
➡️@susie_c Tea partiers decry "fiat money" backed by noting but government while bitcoiners want money backed by nothing at all
I feel bad sometimes going to the megachain for iced tea, but didn't expect the chain itself to agree #Starbucks pic.twitter.com/cUnKJQ8ZUR
Brings the boys to the corporation yard MT @GovDelivery The Communications Milkshake http://bit.ly/1au2L0d
Having a Jean Valjean moment pic.twitter.com/zvUxYIKIih
Gettysburg Address not what most people think. @TheAddressPBS pic.twitter.com/WPiUlwflcS
I want to see "Captain Phillips." I hear it's not as square as "Captain Robertson."
Pet peeve: people who include a little logo or vcf file with every email, making it hard to look for real attachments
Finally cracked the all-important 50 followers! I'm sure my "verified user" check will be required any day now.
Misanthropic camp song: Lose old friends, don't new ones win / One is leaden and the other, tin
Do cats use the hashtag #yol9?
Still waiting for the sequel to "March of the Penguins" (to be called "April of the Penguins")
After rewatching 1st epsiode, now I think I should watch rest of DS9 out of order, so will be "not linear." #startrek
I was looking for an emoji character that was appropriate for Star Trek, but couldn't find one. The character called "space" is misleading
What would happen if you took old Bob Dylan recordings and used Auto-Tune on his voice?
I am no longer @aaronrp -- I am now @aaronpriven . I'm sure this is a huge deal for everyone.
If there were a comic book series called "Anger," I would go to the used comics store and unload my anger issues
Peeve: saying "make a URL" when they mean "make a web page." Might as well say "make an address" when they mean "build a house."
Golden age of area codes: http://www.lincmad.com/map1970s.html If we must have overlays, I think it should be everything in those borders @enf #oldfogie
In an independent bookstore, waiting for a lecture to start, ashamed to do what I'd really like and pull out my Kindle.
Watching my nephews play "Polar Express". More sophisticated than "Cartesian Express. "
They say if it feels like an elephant is sitting in your chest, call 911. But how do I know how that feels without an elephant trying it?
Someone said I have "solid character", but maybe it would be better liquid: not fixed to a shape but incompressible under pressure
To appreciate "Pitch Perfect," disbelief cannot simply be suspended; it must be expelled.
Personality Quiz: I know why the caged bird (a) sings (b) bangs its head against the bars over and over until it cracks its skull.
"Thank you, but in our home we don't celebrate Garbage Day."
Takes a worried man to tweet a worried tweet. I'm worried now, but won't be worried longer than 140 characters.
I've been playing Tom Paxton's "Can't Help But Wonder Where I'm Bound" lately. Probably not ideal for someone in the transit info business
Msg from year 2022: Remember before fold-out screens, when half an inch made a big difference in our smartphone screens? Boy was that lame.
Looking at my wife's Frommer's France 2005. Wonder if the Tardis has a whole library: France 1992, France 1993, France 1994, France 1995…
Still trying to figure out how Panorama can take really wide pictures of my cat.
Alameda/Albany/Clayton/Danville/Emeryvl/Hercules/Martinez/Moraga/Newark/Piedmont/Pinole/San Pablo/Sn Ramon all paid for BART. Why Livermore?
So just remember whenever you exchange data via NFC with someone you're exchanging data with everyone they've ever exchanged data with.
Curiosity has landed... those Martian cats are gonna be *taken down*. #Curiosity
#newtwitter New #twitter catchphrase "Yours to Discover" is at least better than Friendster's "Je me souviens"
I hadn't a new freezer bag, so put the Berkeley Bagel Co bagels in with the Noah's in their freezer bags. Relations between them are frosty