Thursday, September 26, 2013

An email signature

NOTE: This e-mail communication and any attachments hereto are covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy Act, 18 U.S.C. Sections 2510-2521, as well as the Lunacy (Vacating of Seats) Act, 1886 (49 Vict., c. 16), and are legally and socially privileged. The information contained herein is confidential, and is intended only for the use of the individual or entity to whom it is addressed, or any covert operatives of the United States Government. If you are not the intended recipient of this e-mail communication, you are hereby notified that any retention, copying or further distribution of this e-mail communication and any attachments is strictly prohibited and can be punished by fine, imprisonment, death, or drawing and quartering and, outside the jurisdiction of the United States of America, by attainder and corruption of blood. If you are not the intended recipient, please notify the sender by placing a notice in a newspaper of record or by skywriting the notice on a day with sunny or partly sunny weather conditions, confirming that you have already destroyed (deleted) yourself and any and all other accidental recipients of the original e-mail communication. Thank you.

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