From the "Men Only" forum on Cafe Utne. Written on the premise that men don't talk, they just grunt.
Short Works (1998)
urgh rurgha brarcho
argh urgha hurgha unka
brah urgh urgha urgh brah
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Urg urgula ursula rhar,
Grugh untafa arghuma slar.
Urgh trufunta ghror,
Nurf zantuta tror,
Burgh zapurgha arpuga shar.
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Zap urgha murfa zippa gror --
Hrorf urgha grorgha zar --
Oogh oogha argha rhorfa yoz
Grogh trufa oogha dhar --
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OGH: A gurgh mo rargh urgh ugh argh urgh rargh urgh, zar urgha nurkh ayargha rharhga sar, frarh zurgha nurf. UNGH: Urgh narfa nurfa zorgh? OGH: Za rhorgula zappa yargha zippo, nay argh urfula zar hrorgha lippo.
Petrargh (2001)
Ab urgh zippa rhorgha argh urgzoohor
Urgunk rurgha brarcho urgh argh ukrugh
Urgha brah urgh hurgha unka akhbugh
Zoopa zurgh akhrunka rhar arhorkor.
Drorhga zippa zongho zip khraorgor
Khrajongo ukloranga rhor ka urghugh
Hrorf oogh ooga arghror ughza ooghugh
Groghdar darkhon arko oorgha zooghor.
Ghoogha urkha zargho dhrargo arka
Zargha urgh agrorgha zark a zimbo
Hrargha oorga zarpoo hhrorka.
Ghrunga oogha oogh uklor oogh dhrorka
Eezar ghoha zar akrhon akh kambo
Yagho zargha zim bakorgha yaka.
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